Joe is always writing—text messages, emails, checks that his body can’t cash. Sometimes he writes things for television. Sometimes he writes things like this:
Comedy
I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover for McSweeney’s
What is Arcturus? (Other Than The New COVID-19 Subvariant XBB.1.16)
The Bland Genius of Williamsburg, VA
The Cleveland Guardians Need a New Name
50 Excellent Mashup Halloween Costume Suggestions
A Short Story by The Predictive Text Feature on My iPhone
Music
The Rise of Vinyl for Music Think Tank
Television & Culture
I Have Questions About the Jogging Baboon from BoJack Horseman for Sitcom World on Medium
The Switch: Nintendo’s Final Console for TheNintendad64
Nintendo’s Obsession with Fitness and Health is Exactly What We Need Right Now for TheNintendad64
More
Additional writing samples (e.g., television pilots, picture book manuscripts, wicked limericks) are available upon request .