Joe is always writing—text messages, emails, checks that his body can’t cash. Sometimes he writes things for television. Sometimes he writes things like this:

Comedy

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The Bland Genius of Williamsburg, VA

The Cleveland Guardians Need a New Name

The Land Of The Free Logo

50 Excellent Mashup Halloween Costume Suggestions

Word Watching

A Short Story by The Predictive Text Feature on My iPhone

Music

The Asterian Luna

The Beatles In Color

Woodward

Waxwings

Muddled Through

The Rise of Vinyl for Music Think Tank

Television & Culture

I Have Questions About the Jogging Baboon from BoJack Horseman for Sitcom World on Medium

The Switch: Nintendo’s Final Console for TheNintendad64

Nintendo’s Obsession with Fitness and Health is Exactly What We Need Right Now for TheNintendad64

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Additional writing samples (e.g., television pilots, picture book manuscripts, wicked limericks) are available upon request .